Everybody thinks that girl's so fine,
Everybody's like "I'll make her mine!"
Everyone thinks she's a bit of all right but I think that she's not so nice!
Every guy's looking in her eyes,
Every guy's checking out her thigh
Everyone thinks that girls a lady - but I don't
I think that girl's shady

I'll just read a book instead
I don't care if we're just friends
I can hang out with myself
I'm old enough now to pretend
I'll just read a book instead
I know that you think she's best
I don't even think she cares,
I don't know what you see
There's nothing there

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But I think she's a bitch

I'll just read a book instead
I don't care if we're just friends
I can hang out with myself
I'm old enough now to pretend
I'll just read a book instead
I know that you think she's best
I don't even think she cares,
I don't know what you see
There's nothing there

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I THINK SHE'S A BITCH