Now the bible tells the story about Adam's ri
How the Lord made a woman for companionship
Hell the first thing she did,
Was take a bite of that forbidden fruit
Well, I guess we'll be paying till the end of time,
At least that's how it is with that woman of mine
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain't right
And I'm workin' tryin' to please that woman day and night
She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can
This has gotta change or honey I'm gonna leave
I won't let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

There's been a hole in wallet and a pain in my side,
Ever since I made that girl my blushing bride
Her daddy calls her "angel",
And her momma calls her three times a night
Her cousin's on my sofa, her sister's got my car,
Her brothers drink my liquor like my house was a bar,
Oh Lord, well, I think I want my rib back

Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain't right
And I'm workin' tryin' to please that woman day and night
She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can
This has gotta change or honey I'm gonna leave
I won't let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back