Your perfect life's around the corner,
Sorry I got in the way
Put on your corporate make-up
Minutes after wake-up,
And hurry your life on its way
But I can remember
Times that were different,
Times that made more sense,
When money didn't matter
And social chit-chatter
Wasn't based upon what's already spent
But you couldn't wait for nothin',
You couldn't just wait and see,
You couldn't wait for nothin',
Least of all me, least of all me
Tubes tied or radical hysterectomy -
It makes no difference to me
Babies are not maybe, baby,
Babies are negated
In your quest for corporate equality
It's time we saw eye to eye -
What you want I cannot buy
Well your thumb's sore from
Speed-reading "Art of War"
There, there, now don't cry
But you couldn't wait for nothin',
You couldn't just wait and see,
You couldn't wait for nothin',
Least of all me, least of all me
This is the clever bridge,
(Clever bridge)
It's such a clever bridge,
(Yes it is!)
It sure is
But you couldn't wait for nothin',
You couldn't just wait and see,
You couldn't wait for nothin',
Least of all me, least of all me