I met a fox the other day
When I asked how much she cost, I had to pay
All of a sudden I'd brought her home
She's one hundred kilos dressed in silverchrome

She's my world, she's so rad
She's the best ride I've ever had
She's my world, she's so bad
She's the best ride I've ever had

When I imagine me and her
You know that I get a stand-up fur
I give her oil, I give her gas,
And get her seat beneath her ass
Then the turtledoves drive away

She's secondhand, so what? She's true, she's by my side
For all I care she's hot, she's a real good ride
When we go out people stop and stare with jealous minds
It's OK for me as long as they let her be
To prevent something like a theft I got her locked around a tree