All Men, All Men are liars their words aint worth no more than worn out tires
Hey Girls, bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth, all men are liars and that's the truth
Do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit that was ghastly
He said Im never gonna give you up or let you down
Well Im here to tell ya that Dicks a clown
Though he was just a boy when he made that vow
Id bet it all that he knows by now
Chorus
Among gods creatures man must be
The most slimy and slippery now
There stands the naked ape in a monkey suite
Behind a little mustache he grew, the shifty brute
All the ones not choking on the words they ate are
Sweating on getting their stories straight
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