there's a land where people danced happy and free
but then jordan came along and made them all flee
now they'll never dance again
and there crying out in pain
we must bury her alive in the sand

she's no right to survive
we must help her fall and die
we must all lend a hand
we must wipe her from this land
for the world cannot wait
there's no time to hesitate
we must bury her alive in the sand

there's a land where the whale's sang peacefully
to the rhythm of the ocean and in nature's harmony
but then she came along
and put them of their song
now they'll never sing again 'till she's gone

she's no right to survive
we must help her fall and die
we must all lend a hand
we must wipe her from this land
for the world cannot wait
there's no time to hesitate
we must bury her alive in the sand

now we must go
but we hope you liked our show
it's about katie price
she isn't very nice
she's better know as jordan
now we'll go run her over in our van