Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot

Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those nights when your've got no lights, the check is in the mail
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail

And your third fiancé didn't show!

Sometimes you wanna go

Where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see,
the troubles are all the same
you wanna be where everybody knows your name

You roll out of bed, mr Coffee is dead, the morning's looking bright
And your shrink ran off to Europe, and didn't even write

And your husband wants to be a girl!

Be glad there's one place in the world

Where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name

[Repeat]
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came