TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Holds his court in every house
Spied in every crack and corner
Watch you eat your TV dinner
Creeping in through eyes and ears
Finding out your secret fears
TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Shares the bed in every house

TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Gets the news in every house
Who's been doing what with who
How they do it when they do
Every saint and every sinner
Every fact and every figure
TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Fights the flab in every house

TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Shares the bed in every house

TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Tops the pops in every house
Sandwiched in between the ads
Something for the mums and dads
Great to have you on the show
Sorry that you've go to go
TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Gets the vote in every house
TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Shares the bed in every house
TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Fights the flab in every house
TV Ceasar Mighty Mouse
Gets the vote in every house