Ren: OK Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons
Stimpy: Oh rapture!!
(Singing)
They swing by their tales with
The greatest of ease
Those hairy mammals we
Call monkeys
They have so much fun
Just living in trees
Oh, how I'd love to be one
Of these
Soooo
Chorus
I'm gonna be a monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Would you like to be one too?
When one monkey's itchy
Another is nice
He picks at his back for
Vermin and lice
And if he gets hungry, he'll
Pour on some spice
And eat the bugs without
Thinking twice
Mmmmmm Mm Delicious
Soooo
(repeat chorus)
Ren: OK If you wanna be a monkey you gotta learn to act like a monkey
And I got the know-how 'cause I've seen every Tarzan movie ever made So watch
And learn
(Filthy's Dance plays as Ren says)
Ren: Now note the ease with which I swing so nimbly hither and yon
Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault & catch myself with my
Perhensile tail
Oh no (scream!!)
Stimpy: Oh, I get the idea!
(Jungle Boogie plays as Stimpy says)
Stimpy: Uh oh (scream!)
(back to Monkey Song)
Stimpy: (Singing)
Now I am a monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Ren: (Singing)
And I am a monkey too