Brad:
The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours so lets plan it (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Damn it Janet
I love you

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Damn it Janet
I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

Janet:
Oh it's nicer than Betty Monroe had (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you met mom and you know dad (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's Brad I'm mad
For you too

Oh Brad

Brad:
Oh Damn it

Janet:
I'm mad

Brad:
Oh Janet

Janet:
For you

Brad:
I love you too

Both:
There's one thing left to do ah-oo

Brad:
And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it Janet
I love you

Damn it Janet

Janet:
Oh Brad I'm mad

Brad:
Damn it Janet

Both:
I love you