That man of mine he don't look fine
But his looks get better with a glass of wine
He takes that glass right outta my hand
And says, c'mon baby, let me be your lover man

Yeah, I've had plenty men that I can show around
I can take 'em to the finest parties in town
But when we're alone and the lights go low
It's me who's wishin' I had somewhere to go

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He's an ugly one
Oooh wee
That man of mine
But when I turn out the lights
He sure is fine

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When he looks at me with his googly eyes
I a start a dreamin' of some other guy
When takes me in his arms and turns out the light
He turns me on all night

Believe me!

When he walks down the street all the children start to cry
Their mammas have to put their hands over their eyes
And if they could see what he does to me
They'd lock him up and throw away the key

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