Another Friday night,
This place is pathetic
These pretty boys are more made up than me
They got color in their hair
Nobodies drinkin' beer,
'Cause they're too concerned about 100 calories

[CHOURS]

Where are the cowboys?
The yippie yow boys?
Tell me girls, I wanna know
Don't want no soft hands,
I want a real man to take me to the rodeo
Where'd all the cowboys go?

My life is gettin' full of metrosexuals
Prissy & Primping, over accessorized
Those fussy clothers they wear,
I can't get them outta here
I wanna be the princess
Ladies can I get a witness?

[CHOURS]

Where are the cowboys?
The yippie yow boys?
Tell me girls, I wanna know
Don't want no soft hands,
I want a real man to take me to the rodeo
Where'd all the cowboys go?

Muscle up- Muddy truck- Testosterone
Tanned to the touch in hottess
Grungy to the bone

[CHOURS until end]

Where are the cowboys?
The yippie yow boys?
Tell me girls, I wanna know
Don't want no soft hands,
I want a real man to take me to the rodeo
Where'd all the cowboys go?

Where are the cowboys?
The yippie yow boys?
Tell me girls, I wanna know
Don't want no soft hands,
I want a real man to take me to the rodeo
Where'd all the cowboys go?

Where are the cowboys?
The yippie yow boys?
Tell me girls, I wanna know
Don't want no soft hands,
I want a real man to take me to the rodeo
Where'd all the cowboys go?