I'm fucking Matt Damon
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon
I'm sorry but it's true/I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon!
I'm not imagining it's you
I'm fucking Matt Damon
[MD:] On the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
I'm fucking Matt Damon
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon
While you're drinkin' Diet Snapple / I'm fucking Matt Damon
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon / Hey, Kimmel! How do you like them apples? / Get it? Cause I'm like talking about her breasts
Hey Jim, don't take it bad / Remember all the good times we had / Like the time we went fishing, and we caught a bunch of fish, and you puked in the bucket of fish that we caught

[RAP:]
Knock knock!
[MD:] Who's that knockin at my door?
I'm va
[MD:] I'm va who?
I'm fucking Matt Damon
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon!
Realize! / F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N / Say F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N!
I'm fucking Matt Damon!
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon!
And you know that I ain't lyin / I say I'm fucking Matt Damon!
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon!
Ask the Insider's Pat O'Brien

[P O'B:] Insider has confirmed that she is, in fact, fucking Matt Damon

REMEMBER WHEN?

We were playing online Scrabble, I was fucking Matt Damon!

REMEMBER WHEN?

[MD:] You flew like an idiot back and forth to do your show AND Regis & Kelly's show? She was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon!

REMEMBER WHEN?

I told you I was fucking Matt Damon, I WAS fucking Matt Damon! :)

On the bed / on the floor / on the towel by the door / in the tub / in the car/up against the mini-bar!

I'm fucking Matt Damon!
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon!
I'm fucking Matt Damon!
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon!
I'm fucking Matt Damon
[MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon!
I love LA!