I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what
I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got
her in I put her on the guest list at the show and now I get to watch her
dance like the other weirdos do I saw she brought a camera She did the
groin-o-rama and we were really having fun I told her I was the lead singer
I felt like Harvey Klinger and then she smacked me in the head