Well I've been a wild kitty for many's the year,
And I found a nice pub that serves milk mixed with beer
This makes me quite happy, so I'll purr with galore
Cuz I never will be a wild kitty no more

And it's no nay never, (meow, meow, meow, meow)
No nay never no more, (meow, meow)
Will I be a wild kitty (meow)
No never no more

It began at an ale house while hunting for fish
The back door was left open Some food they'd not miss
But the landlord he caught me and took me out back,
And said if you're good I'll bring milk for to lap

The landlord came back with some milk from the bar
But he thought it'd be cute to add whiskey from the jar
He layed it before me I sniffed cautiously
Then I lapped the milk down and passed out on his knee

Well the landlord he took me inside to take care
When I woke I refused to drink milk without beer
So now every night I stumble galore
I don't land on feet, but I'm wild no more