Oh Sheila you're looking very different today
The dark growth spawned inside of you
From when I tempted fate and rode you bareback
Oh Sheila now we're shacked up on the fourteenth floor
Of Arlington House feeding your crack habit
And saving for the sprog at the same time

Blow jobs for baby grows and cunt for a cot
I don't know if it's mine we'll have to wait and see

Oh Sheila how could you do this to me
I always thought that you were just a suck and fuck
Down a dirty alleyway
Oh Sheila now I've got responsibility
I never asked if you were on the pill
So I've got to face the consequences

Oh Sheila it seems when I came home today
The dark growth spawned inside of you
Had driven you to jump out of the broken window
Oh Sheila now I'm left here on the fourteenth floor
Of Arlington House light another crack pipe
To forget about the kid I never knew

Burn all the baby grows and condemn this empty cot
I guess I'll never know now if the child was mine

Oh Sheila you dirty slapper
I didn't want ya but still I saw ya

Oh Sheila I fucking hate ya
I know I beat ya but God I need ya