Mary, you've got a beautiful baby
Mary, you've got a beautiful boy
Mouseteeth, named after your sister
It's gonna be hard to find a proper toy
Because it's gotta be PC, and it's gotta be cruelty-free
You should have practiced what you preached
Before you kicked joseph in the teeth
It's hard being alone long distance on the phone
Karma is a funny thing,
You shoulda thought of that before you took that swing