Astrologer: I don't think you should shoot before July 15th
Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
If you wait 'til Venus is in Capricorn
You'll avoid a catalog of crises
Analyst:Listen to your superego not your id
Age is just another damn neurosis
I'll have you regressing back to infancy
And back into the womb under hypnosis
Masseur 1:I need three more weeks to get these thighs
In shape no more carbohydrates,
Don't be naughty
Masseur 2:we'll soon have you skipping
Like an ingenue you won't look a day over forty
Beautician1:
We have dry wheat, we have steam
Beautician2:
We have moisturizing cream
Beautician3:
We have mudpacks, we have blood sacks,
Beautician2:
It's a rigorous regime
All:Not a wrinkle when you twinkle
Or a wobble when you walk
Beautician3:
Of course, there's bound to
Be a little suffering
All:eternal youth is worth a little suffering

All:Of course, there's bound to
Be a little suffering
eternal youth is worth a little suffering