"All I do is stand and stare
Waiting for that dirty look
I just need to give it a go
But all I ever hear is no
Everyone else is getting some
And I feel like I'm the only one
Never getting any action

Why are you always bringing me down
You give me the same old story
It's so boring
Ain't nothing new to see
Everyone's always laughing at me
They give the me the same old story
It's so boring
Same fucking story

I;m always getting shot down
But my friends say she sleeps around
I'm always having a try
But I doubt I'll get her before I die
Everyone else is having fun
And I feel like I'm the only one
Spending Friday nights alone
With a magazine and a video

Why are you always bringing me down
You give me the same old story
It's so boring
Ain't nothing new to see
Everyone's always laughing at me
They give the me the same old story
It's so boring
Same fucking story

Why are you always bringing me down
You give me the same old story
It's so boring
Ain't nothing new to see
Everyone's always laughing at me
They give the me the same old story
It's so boring
Same fucking story
Why are you always bringing me down
You give me the same old story
It's so boring
Ain't nothing new to see
Everyone's always laughing at me
They give the me the same old story
It's so boring
Same fucking story