Hey baby, is this your first time at VACO show?
Let me holler at you
Please, you ain't got no game

We're gonna give you all something to work with
And all suckers sit down, I'm the real Jermaine

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Let me tell you how it goes
I was
I was, I was, I was, I was

Rollin' in my Volvo to the putt putt course
Jerry Jermaine, Jerry Jermaine (who?)
I hit the first tee with Tiger Woods' force
Jerry Jermaine, Jerry Jermaine (yeah)
A little bit skinny, crazy, white
Don't sweat it baby, I could do it all night (all night)
You call the doctor when you're feelin' pain
When you wanna feel good call Jerry Jermaine

[???]

Rollin' in my Volvo to the putt putt course
Jerry Jermaine, Jerry Jermaine (who?)
I hit the second tee with Ernie Els' force
Jerry Jermaine, Jerry Jermaine (yeah)
A little bit skinny, crazy, white
Don't sweat it baby, I could do it all night (all night)
You call the doctor when you're feelin' pain
When you wanna feel good call Jerry Jermaine

[???]

All the suckers sit down, I'm the real Jermaine

We came to get it on
Y'all feel the same way, tell me

I said, do y'all feel like gettin' it on?
You say, yes, we feel like gettin' it on
Do y'all feel like gettin' it on?
You say, yes we feel like gettin' it on
Do y'all feel like gettin' it on?
Yes, we feel like gettin' it on
Do y'all feel like gettin' it on?
Yes, we feel like

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Let me tell you what they say
They say a party ain't a party without a drum beat
A party ain't a party without a drum beat
A party ain't a party ain't a party ain't a party

And all the suckers sit down, I'm the real Jermaine