Mr Centepede:
I've eaten many strange and scrumpous dishes in my time
Like chillied bugs, and curied slugs and ear wigs cooked in slime
And mice with rice is very nice when they're roasted in their prime
But don't forget to sprinkle them with just a pinch of grime

I'm crazy bout' mosquitos on a piece of buttered toast
And pickled spines and porcupines and then a great big roast!
And dragon's flesh quite old not fresh it costs a bucket mouse

Mrs Lightening Bug:
Does it come with gravy?

Mr Centepede:
It comes to you in barrel's if you order it by post!

(Music)

All:
It comes to you in barrel's if you order it by post!

Mr Grasshopper:
For dinner on my birthday shall I tell you what I chose?
Port noodles made of goodles on the slice of garden hose
And a rather smelly jelly made of armadillo's toes
The jelly is delicious but you have to hold your nose

All:
Peach peach peach peach
Peach peach peach peach
Peach peach peach peach

Mrs Ladybug
I crave for tasty tentacles of octopi for tea
I love hotdogs but I love hot frogs and surely you'll agree
A plate of soil with engine oil's a super recipe

Centepede and James:
Recipe

Mrs Ladybug
I hardly need to mention that it's practically free!

All:
Peach peach peach peach
Peach peach peach peach
Peach peach peach peach
We hardly need to mention that it's practically free!

Mr Centepede:
Now comes my fellow travelers the burdon of my speech
(Miss Spider: show off) Centepede: These foods are rare beyond compare and some right out of reach
(Miss Spider: Nice aim Comadour) Centepede: But there's no doubt I'd go without a million plates of each
(Miss Spider: Out of my face) Centepede: For one small mite (All: one small mite)
One tiny bite (All: tiny bite)
All: Of this fantastic Peach!!!!!!
Peach peach peach peach
Peach peach peach peach
Peach peach peach peach
Peach peach peach peach
Peach peach peach peach
Peach peach peach peach
Of this fantastic peach!