WELL I HOPE THAT THE TRAIN FROM CARRIBOU MAINE
RUNS OVER YOUR NEW LOVE AFFAIR
AND YOU WALK THE FLOOR FROM DOOR TO DOOR
AND PULL OUT YOUR PEROXIDE HAIR
YOU NEVER WAS MY WOMAN, YOU WERE NEVER TRUE
AND ALL IN ALL, IF THE CURTAIN SHOULD FALL
I HOPE THAT IT FALLS ON YOU
(CHORUS)
THEN I WOULD HAVE SWEET, SWEET, SWEET MENTAL REVENGE
YES I WOULD HAVE SWEET, SWEET, SWEET MENTAL REVENGE
I HOPE THAT THE FRIEND THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF WITH
GETS DRUNK AND LOSES HIS JO
AND THAT THE ROAD THAT YOU'RE TRAVELING ON
GETS ROUGH, ROCKY AND HARD
YOU NEVER REALLY LOVED ME, YOU ONLY MADE ME BLUE
AND ALL IN ALL, IF THE CURTAIN SHOULD FALL
I HOPE THAT IT FALLS ON YOU