(parody of "Peter And The Wolf" by Sergei Prokofiev)
Hello, Boys and Girls This is a story that I like to call,
"Peter and the Wolf" Are you sitting
comfortably? ARE YOU!? Good, then let's begin
Each character is represented by a different instrument of the
synthesized orchestra For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is
played by a flute, like this
The part of Bruce the Duck is played by an oboe
Louie the Cat is a clarinet
All right, he's not *really* a clarinet - he's just - you know,
h-he's represented by a clarinet
The part of the Grandfather will be played by Don Amiche
He - What ? Can't make it ?
Oh Okay, um, hmm, in that case,
the part of the Grandfather will be played by a bassoon
Three French horns play the part of uhm
three French horns uh (The Wolf! It's the Wolf!)
Right ! The Wolf Seymour the Wolf
The kettle drum and bass drum represent the sub-machine-gun fire of the
hunters
And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the Janitor is played by the
accordion
Well, that's it for the introductions And now, the story
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away uh, Oh, excuse me