Sandi's on her kitchen floor interlude
Bobby's got a great big ball on the roof
Kittys trying hard to stall and sinking
Jaycee thinks it's all his fault
I guess I'm amused
Evil's got a brand new name that's the truth
Hope says she's got a pain in her tooth
Pity came before the fall but she faked it
God I think I missed it all
I guess I'm amused
Now we're marching two by two into the boat
Maybe if we made it three we'd stay afloat
I'm blunt enough to say my name and mean it
Drunk enough to stay the same
I guess I'm amused