We'll do the Tango, we'll try the Fox Trot
I'll eat a mango, you drink a straight scotch
You know I told you, you could be classy
So why did you have to be so nasty?

Remember the curls of the Deutscher girls?
A love of mine from down on the Rhine

I'll fill your bath with the finest champagne
I'll lick your skin dry, I cherish your name
The stakes get higher as you dress sparsely
So why did you have to be so nasty?

Remember the curls of the Deutscher girls?
A love of mine from down on the Rhine

I love your blonde hair, I kiss your pigtails
And I could not share the scratch of your nails
And though you mark me, your eyes so glassy
Oh, why did you have to be so nasty?

Remember the curls of the Deutscher girls?
A love of mine from down on the Rhine

I said, remember the curls of the Deutscher girls?
A love of mine from down on the Rhine
I said, remember the curls of the Deutscher girls?
A love of mine from down on the Rhine