Gotta get up before it's too late--
I can't get up, and now it's too late!
I've got a degree, I can't get a job;
I'm fallin' asleep, I'm a lazy slo

I'm high on drugs!
I'm so high on drugs!
Everybody knows what the problem is
Everybody knows
'Coz I'm messed up on

Everybody knows, what's my name?
I'm just a loser in this big life game!
I can't stand up, I can't sit down
I can't do nothin', I can't get around!

I'm high on drugs!
I'm so high on drugs!

I play lead guitar in a metal band
I wear spandex pants I'm a real cave man
My amplifier is bigger than you
And a single digit defines my IQ

I'm high on drugs!
I'm so high on drugs!
Everybody knows what the problem is
Everybody knowss
'Coz I'm messed up on

High on
I'm high on