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Through thick and thin
Night and day
Right or wrong

If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, SOS
If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail
I'm your bail

That's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot

And if you're ever up a tree phone to me
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine
Bury mine

That's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships go up in smoke
Ours will still be oak

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brain
We'll complain

That's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forget
Ours will still be it

Remember a man's best friend is his
Man's best friend is his
Man's best friend is his friend