I could be the driver an articulated lorry I could be a poet I wouldn't need to worry I could be a teacher in a classroom full of scholars I could be the sergea...

[entirely spoken in lucid reflective manner]: You'll see They think I'm off my crust as I creep about the caff But I'm really getting ready to surprise them al...

You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum I like your titties, they're nice and small Let me have a squee...

every day I look at you and every day there's something new about you when I look into your eyes there's many things I recognize about you every time i hold you...

Darling (yes, darling) Nothing, darling Just darling, darling You're my inspiration, so welcome to my heart Since making your acquaintance I've made a brand ne...

I shuffled through the modes of bad behaviour And hankered for the desolated dawn I couldn't cope with yet another saviour To steer me from the way that I was b...

As a person you're warm and reliable This will always stand you in good stead Your star is in the Ascendant at the moment This could mean you will receive a lar...