You run through boys like a loaf of bread
Butter legs that are easy to spread
And when you're done, Best believe they're toast
And send them home to have breakfast with a ghost

And when that day comes a knocking and you need a hand
Your legs have turned to jelly and you are in a jam
Don't think that loaf is gonna give a damn about you
About you, about you, about you, about you, you, you, you, you

Wake up and smell the coffee, you're living in a dream
Or should I say sleeping, cuz the bed's the crime scene
You took bringing home the bacon and changed what it means

And when that day comes a knocking and you need a hand
Your legs have turned to jelly and you are in a jam
Don't think that loaf is gonna give a damn about you
About you, about you, about you, about you, you, you, you, you

You're laying on your back, flat as a pancake, sunny side up
And darling, you're over easy, just the way they ordered it
But, is that what you want?
But, is that what you want?

And when that day comes a knocking and you need a hand
Your legs have turned to jelly and you are in a jam
Don't think that loaf is gonna give a damn about you
About you, about you, about you, about you, you, you, you, you