Ever since I saw you
On my so-called life,
I've been writing you these letters
Asking you to be my wife
But its been almost a year
And still I've gotten no reply,
I'm assuming you have met some other guy

So I sit in my room,
Watch Romeo & Juliet
A thousand times
I wish I was as cool
As Leonardo is
But I'm not

I went on Jerry Springer
To confess my love to you
You said I didn't have a chance
And there was nothing I could do
You told me I was crazy
And wished that I was dead
You threw a chair right upside my head

Today I highjacked a plane
I wrote your name across the sky,
Miss Clare Danes
But they were waiting on the ground
To take me straight to jail

I'm staring at your pictures
From my lonely little cell
I'm writing you this letter
To let you know I'm doing well
Until we meet again
You know I'll cry a thousand tears
And I'll see you in another twenty years
I'll see you in another twenty years
I'll see you in another twenty years