You can love me if you want to
But it's best if you don't
You can believe me, you can deceive me
But it's best if you don't

You could date me, you could hate me
But it's best if you don't
We could have kids, we could grow old
But it's best if we don't

I'm untouchable, yes I am
But if you wanna touch me, you can
I'm a bastard, you know that I am
But that's just what you like in a man

You can hold me, you can scold me
But it's best if you don't
You could tease me, you could please me
But it's best if you don't

I'm untouchable, yes I am
But if you wanna touch me, you can
I'm a bastard, you know that I am
I should be locked up for who I am

I'm unloveable, yes I am
But if you want to love me, you can
I've got straight white teeth and a tan
But that's just what you like in a man

Sha la la, sha la la
Sha la la, sha la la
Sha la la, sha la la
Sha la la, sha la la

You could trust me, you could bust me
But it's best if you don't
It would kill me if you left me
But I don't think you will

I'm untouchable, yes I am
But if you want to touch me, you can
I'm a bastard, you know that I am
But that's just what you like in a man

I'm unloveable, yes I am
But if you want to love me, you can
I've got straight white teeth and a tan
But that's just what you like in a man

Sha la la, sha la la
Sha la la, sha la la
Sha la la, sha la la
Sha la la, sha la la