There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as Panama Jack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like you when you slip me a roofy
I like it when you've got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack

I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my gloves
I wanna be reckless
But I'm feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack
Who's got the crack, who's got the crack