At words poetic Im so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting it off my chest
To let em rest unexpressed
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you how great you are
Youre the top - you're the coliseum
Youre the top -
Mmm you're the louvre museum
Youre a melody from a symphony by strauss
Youre a bendel bonnet, a shakespeare sonnet, you're mickey mouse
Youre the nile - you're the tower of pisa
Youre the smile - on the mona lisa
Im a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop
But if baby Im the bottom, you're the top

Youre the top, you're mahatma ghandi
Youre the top - you are napoleon brandy
Youre the purple light of a summer night in spain
Youre the national gallery,
Youre garbos salary,
Youre cellophane
You are sublime, you're a turkey dinner
Youre the time - the time of the derby winner
Im a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop
But if baby Im the bottom, you're the top, top

Steve, there is something I got to tell ya
What is it judy?
Well, umm

Youre the top (I am? ) - mmm you're a waldorf salad
Oh no, no let me say it
Youre the top (me too? ) - you're a berlin ballad you're the nimble tread of
The feet of fred astaire
(actually I don't dance very well)
Youre an oneill drama, you're whistlers mother -
Mama (oh), you're camembert
Youre a rose, (mmm sweet)
Youre infernos dante
Youre the nose - watch it!i mean
Whatwhatwhawha what- on the great durantethat's better
Im the lazy lout who is just about to storm lets not storm
But if baby Im the bottom,
Shes the one for me
And Ive got im
Coz if baby Im the bottom,
Youre the top