You can't take a joke
You don't drink no coke
You'll scream if ya get a poke
You are a sensitive bloke

You don't have no dreams
Of fellas or lightning beams
You're slack, well so it seems
And you don't like baked beans

You gotta take a ride on the wild side
You gotta take a ride on the wild side
Oh oh oh oh, yeah yeah yeah

You're handbag aint wide
You cry if someone's crucified
It's just yesterday since you cried
Gee, you'd think someone died

You gotta take a ride on the wild side
You gotta take a ride on the wild side
Oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah

You' spent a weekend with me
And it was just too mild
But since you've been with me
You've turned just a little more wild!!

You took a ride on the wild side
You took a ride on the wild side
Oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah

I know you've turned more hype
But still you're not my type

The wild side!
On the wild side!
The crazy, the lazy, the one and only
WILD SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah