she hates us, we hate her
she comes from a country we
New Zealand, her home land
famous for the Kiwi bird
and we pray, for when she's not
taking up the lesson
all we want is some good grades (is that to much to ask)
we could cope well on our own

if I could, then I would
I'll go and teach the class IT
I think I'll do a better
job then she ever could

and maybe, I'll find out
the reasons why she hates the lads
is it cause, she's upset
or is it more like she's a sexist b***h
if things were completly diffrent
so why do you hate us so much

if I could, then I would
I'll go and teach the class IT
I think I'll do a better
job then she ever could
wonder where she got,
got her teachin from
proberly

I know how, just quite how
how hard it may be to teach us
thats no excuss, to move us
in your mind, Robin did so much better

if I could, then I would
I'll go and teach the class IT
I know I'll do a better
job then she ever could

if I could get good grades, I'll be happy
"?she kows nothing about IT'
"?she knows nothing about teaching'