Funeral crashing tonight-alright
Drive right in and fight-let's fight
Knock 'em over the head-the head
Haul away their dead
We got him in a hefty bag
Don't be sad be glad
Your son's in a hefty bag
Heftyheftyhefty
Wimpy wimpy wimpy
Heftyheftyhefty
Wiimpy wimpy wimpy
Cruising Sunset Strip-the Strip
Looking for some chicks-some chicks
Show 'em what we got-we got
Before it starts to rot
We sprayed it with some "Off"
To keep away the bugs
It gives us better luck, yeah
Throw the bag in the back seat
We think the "thud" sounds real neat
Work all week then Friday night
We all go funeral crashing tonite
Funeral crashing tonite-alright
Drive right in fand fight-let's fight
Knock 'em over the head-the head
Haul away their dead
Chicks that that it's great-it's great
The world's cheapest date-cheap date
Cruising around town-'round town
We roll the windows down
Heftyheftyhefty
Wimpy wimpy wimpy
Heftyheftyhefty
Wimpy wimpy wimpy
Funeral crashing tonite
And don't forget
You can always repent on Sunday