The same ones that I'm drowning in
You lead your casual slaughters,
And I'm the one who helps you win
You've got your grand piano
You don't even play piano
I'm the one who plays piano
You don't even play piano
You part the waters,
The same ones that I'm thirsty for
You invite your friends to tea,
But when it's me you lock the door
You've got your credit cards,
And you thank your lucky stars
But don't forget the ones who foot the bill
You've got your grand piano
And you don't even play piano
I'm the one who plays piano
You don't even play piano,
But you part the waters