Yeah!!
It's another early morning,
sun came up without a warning
Never do-a nothing till I'm showered and clean
Got my pager, got my cuffs,
a matching tie should be enough,
I never leave my house without-a something to eat

Early riser by genetic,
take the stairs 'cause I'm athletic
Always at the office before anyone else
I take my faxes to be copied,
grab a donut, grab some coffee,
picture my diploma sitting on my shelf

And the monotony is killing me and I, try, to deny,
this corporate labotomy Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

I need a suit of armor for a meeting,
knowing I'm gonna take a beating
Understaffed and my department's in a crunch
Budget has become a hassle,
boss is ripping me a new asshole,
says he wants an answer on his desk before lunch
Afternoon things don't look better,
phone machine is breaking records,
500 messages from who knows where
Staying late 'cause I'm a beginner,
call my girlfriend cancel dinner,
says she thinks I'm having an office affair Yeah!! Yeah!!

The end of the day, there's no solution,
Face the traffic and pollution,
put a smille on my face, I didn't get fired
Back at home to clear my head,
I grab a drink, fall into bed,
40 more years until I get to retire Oh, oh!!

'Cause the monotony is killing me and I, try to deny,
this corporate labotomy Yeah!! Yeah!!