Ive got socks dryin' in the microwave
hair on my back I dont plan to shave
I got the house to myself while the wife's away
I'll be rockin all night!

I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew
Lounge in my boxers like I used to do,
there'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no
I'll be watchin the fight

Well, It's a great day to be a guy;
playin' cards with my buddies until sunrise,
You knowI never thought that my neighbor would
be sunbathing topless, Lord she sure looks good

I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake
played eighteen holes with my best friend Jake
Best balls I hit is when I stepped on a rake
well that wasn't too bright

Now I look in the fridge, what do I see?
Last night's pizza starin back at me-
pepperoni and anchovies-
what a beautiful sight!!

Well its a great day to be a guy
Buck-naked in my lawn chair, swatting at flies
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill
I don't wanna burn the weiners but I probably will

That fried bologna and cheese macaroni
tasted good this afternoon,
but now I'm passin some serious gas and
I might have to leave the room

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo,
spend a couple of hours at a tanning booth
might even get me a gold front tooth (oh ah!)

And its a great day to be a guy,
but when my wife gets home she's going to tan my hide
I'll be hung over but lookin' good
from a weekend of relivin' my bachelorhood

It's a great day to be a guy,
but another week of this and I'll probably die
I tend to party harder than I should
When my wife's not here to make me be good