(Cledus T Judd/Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart)

A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes
Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight
Now here I stand, with my Petunias in hand
And you've got a headache again

I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails,
Trimmed my nose hairs just right
I thought you'd be impressed, by my new huntin' vest,
But there's no chance tonight

It ain't the first time this year; it'll be TV and beer
I 'bout forgot what it's like to be kissed
As I sleep on the floor, while she sniffles and snores
Did I shave my back for this?

Ow, this things duller than a dead blade butter knife

Now I bet she'll regret the fact that she didn't let,
Me take her to that motel with a pool
You know it's so hard to find free HBO and Showtime
And them vibratin' beds sure are cool

I souped up the RV, fired up my flowbe,
Trimmed my toupee just right
Tried self-tanning cream, it turned my skin green,
Er, you know the directions said that it might

Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T
Most find me hard to resist
I'm wearin' my brand new drawers, and wonderin' what the heck for!
Did I shave my back for this?

Deanna, did I shave my back for this?
Ooh ooh ooh