Thrusting in your direction,
I think I just got an erection,
Cause your cause getting off on the bed
And will someone please give me head! ?

I'm sitting on this fucking ball,
Forced to stare at the pictures on the wall,
But hey you've got pubes for hair,
Man I'd hate to see you in your underwear!

Can't wait to put this on myspace!
So I can see the look on your face!
This song's got a million hits!
All thanks to your girlfriends tits!

My hand is heading south,
In tune with your open mouth,
This is so wrong but damn,
I'm getting my video cam!

Had sex with your dad,
I spose he wasn't that bad
Had sex with your mum,
Guess what Edward? You're my son!

Can't wait to put this on myspace
So I can see the look on your face
This song's got a million hits
All thanks to your girlfriends tits!

Can't wait to put this on myspace
So I can see the look on your face
This song's got a million hits
All thanks to your girlfriends tits!