I'm as cranky as a bitch
all I want to do is spit
There's nothing to eat after that feast
we're getting laid regular at least
and I don't want to hurt you
so stay out of my way today

every 28 days women bleed
unless they get too much of your seed
but men gotta flush themselves out too
but it's always sexual when they do
you women, you just stick some pad inside
men gotta practically fall in fucking love

beautiful trees
beautiful trees
beautiful trees
beautiful trees

as I've been around the bush that's bad luck
I asked you in cause I wanna fuck
I asked you out cause I was hungry
but now I'm basically just tired
you don't have to leave
you can stay here
after all, this is still a love song

beautiful trees
beautiful trees
beautiful trees
beautiful trees