Oh my God what do I see?
Is this what they called 'the land of the free'
Where a he turns out to be a she
But where I can't say 'fuck' live on tv?

Oh my God what did I see?
It's a bunch of rednecks live on tv
People don't worry, Jerry has the key
Join and destroy your family

Jerry rules in the land of the free
The king, the God of American TV

Oh my God, what drugs is he on?
How long does it take to find such a moron?
And while the audience shouts 'Jerry, Jerry'
They got fooled by a woman called Jim Carrey

Oh my dear, this show is a thrill
Is that Hillary who beats the shit out of Bill?
If you really show us US society today
I'd best call Saddam "send bombs rightaway!"