We've just played fifteen minutes of commercial free music
Of course you're listening to WRMS FM
And we play nothing but De La Slow music
We're coming up on the hour of ten o'clock
It's a full moon, perfect night for lovers
We're about to do something we don't usually do
And that's, well I'll show you

Hello, hello, who's this?
Squirrel
Hi, listen, I don't have a lot of time, my name's Mizuna
I'm on my dinner break from Burger King
And I just called to tell you that I love your new radio station
I love everything you guys do

Thank you and with that, the next song is just for you
And when you go back tell all the Burger King honeys
That if they want to call and talk to me
Just call WRMS, see ya