by Dean Friedman

Four in the morning (What'll you have?) Well, I'm in the mood for a corned beef on rye
With a tomato and some coleslaw on the side
I'm really glad that you tripped on the curb or we might've never met
It was a sight, you look all perturbed, helpless and sopping wet

How do you feel?
I'm fine
I'm not quite sure what you did
(Uh, who gets the iced tea?) Over here please What do you mean?
It's very strange Being with you makes me feel like a kid
How did you like the movie we saw?
The plot was kind of thin
I'm so confused There's so much to ask I don't know where to begin

I know we only met today There's so much I want to??¦
Baby, you're wrong
What do you mean?
Baby, it's four o'clock in the morning We met yesterday

Where are you from?
Madison, Wisconsin
How long have you lived here?
Aww, about two or three months
You almost done?
Just one more bite
Let's hear some more about your career Where'd that waitress disappear?
Are you prepared for cheesecake or not?
I'm feeling kind of full
I know you probably hear it a lot, but you're very beautiful

Baby, what's wrong? What's that look in your eyes?
Nothing I'm just real happy
Aw, c'mon That's no reason to cry
(Hey, Honey, if you don't like cheesecake, how's about some pie?)
I don't know how you'll feel about this Maybe it's premature
I got this peculiar feeling inside and right now I'm not really sure,
I'm either in love or it's something I ate, 'cause I never felt this way before

(Hey, Louis, there's a weirdo at table four in the back He's singing)