This s a special moment right now,
We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home,
Send your parents out of the room this is a kid's song
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now

Hey! If you know the words, Sing along!

You're gonna hafta mow the lawn,
Do the dishes, make your bed
You're gonna hafta go to school until you're seven-teen
It's gonna seem about three times as long as that

You're gonna hafta go to work, go to work, go to work,
Your boss'll be a big big jerk, a big big jerk, a big big jerk,
Your boss'll be a big big jerk in all of your career

You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun
You might have to go to war, when you get out of school
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse

You're gonna hafta deal with stress
Deal with stress, deal with stress
You're gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war

Santa Clause does not exist, and there's no Easter Bunny,
You'll find out when you grow up, that Big Bird isn't funny
(funny, funny, hahahahaha!)

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now

You're gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact
You're gonna end up hooked on smack, and then you're gonna die

And then you're gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie

Something for the kids,
Well, I think I smell a lawsuit in that one, What do you think?