Hear about the president?
He used to smoke pot
He never broke the law
Cause he never got caught
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says your gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time
Wile the millionaire murderer just pays a fine
It's a sign of the times
It's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed
I'll pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocent like you
So many stupid laws
Gonna have to break a few
Speed or run a red light I might too
When the man pulls you over like it or not
You're just one of the many
Only you got caught
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I'll pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocent
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