Chorus
You are the best thing and the worst thing
That has ever happened to me

Ramona she was in love with Pedro right from the start
But on one summer night when he did not come home
She felt a pain in her heart
He said he was with his brother until he could drink no more
But he could not look into her eyes
And she took and threw her ring on the floor

Ramona's good friend Maria gave her shoulder to cry on
She said, "Men aren't worth a damn, stop crying if you can,
You should gather your things and move on"
But Ramona she was in love with Pedro right from the start
"I'll give him one more chance, it all happened so fast
And I vowed til death do us part"

Chorus
You are the best thing and the worst thing
That has ever happened to me

Stop just where you are
Already you've gone too far
'Cause I have learned enough from you
By you just breaking my heart

Ramona had good news of a baby she would birth in seven months time
But she came home to Pedro in bed with Maria
Her very good friend at the time
Ramona pulled out a pistol shot Pedro then looked at Maria
She said, "Men aren't worth a damn, stop crying if you can
You should gather your things and move on"

Chorus
Tú eres la mejor cosa y la peor cosa que
Me ha pasado