A real life superhero
He's got the Holy Ghost
He's either praising Jesus, or he's making toast
Ain't got no superpowers, ain't got no giant brain,
but he would try and help you, if he heard you call his name
There's some kids there in some trouble, need a Pepsi on the double
then he shouts, not so quiet, "Would you like regular or diet?"
Found a campsite for some kids, by the stage is what he did
People ask why he's so nice, he wants to be like Jesus Christ
Whenever you're in trouble, whenever you're in need,
Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed
he's on the ball to save the masses,
got some thick old horn-rimmed glasses
his head is bald, he shaved it shiny
Kicks the devil in his hiney
People ask why he's so nice,
he wants to be like Jesus Christ