Bret: Hello

Jemaine: Hi

Bret: Hello man sitting in the park

Jemaine: I just said hi, woman in the park

Bret: How you doin'?

Jemaine: Mmm'good thanks

Bret: Your looking good

Jemaine: Pardon?

Bret: I said you're looking good

Jemaine: Fair enough

Bret: 'Jenny

Jemaine: Pardon?

Bret: Jenny

Jemaine: No I am sorry I think you've mistaken me for somebody else

Bret: No it's me, I'm jenny, my name is Jenny

Jemaine: Oh You're'oh' Ha ha ha ha' I thought' oh' what a hilarious misunderstanding
Nice to meet you Jenny

Bret: We've met before - quite a few times actually

Jemaine: Yes of course we have I meant it was nice to meet you that time that I met you Where was it that we met that time that I met you when I met you?

Bret: At a party

Jemaine: That's right! Wasn't it one of those boring work parties?

Bret: No

Jemaine: That's why I said wasn't it It was the party of a mutual friend - Was it? - Wasn't it? - Was it? - Wasn't it?

Bret: Yes it was

Jemaine: Yeah, I thought so Oh'Bobby's

Bret: No

Jemaine: Doug's?

Bret: No

Jemaine: D-dog's?

Bret: No

Jemaine: Maxwell's?

Bret: No

Jemaine: Andy's?

Bret: Yes Andy's

Jemaine: Yeah Andy's party, ooh that's right Ooh, Andy knows how to throw a party, doesn't he Jenny?

Bret: Yeah, I love Andy's parties!

Jemaine: I love Andy's parties What crazy parties How is that guy anyway?

Bret: She's good

Jemaine: Ooh that's right, Andy hates it when I forget that

Bret: We watched a movie

Jemaine: Yeah'it was something like but not necessarily Schindler's List We watched it and we wept

Bret: It was Police Academy 4 We went for a walk

Jemaine: On our feet if I remember correctly

Bret: We walked to the top of the hill and we ate sandwiches

Jemaine: Oh, We'd just grab a sandwich and put it in our mouths Oh, that's the only way to have sandwiches Oh Jenny, tell me do you still walk? Do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?

Bret: Still walk a lot but I am not eating as many sandwiches as back then

Jemaine: Uh'

Bret: Do you remember what we did up there at the top of the hill?

Jemaine: Kind of'

Bret: We were standing at the look out

Jemaine: Oh, I remember exactly what we did at the look out We just looked out' across the city from our little spot on the hilltop Oh, It is so pretty from way up there We talked about how the lights from the buildings and cars seemed like reflections of the stars that shined out so pretty and bright, that night

Bret: It was daytime

Jemaine: The daytime of the night

Bret: Do you remember what you said to me?

Jemaine: Not word for word actually Jenny, but I remember there was some verbs

Bret: Well you said meet me here in one year You just needed some time to clear your head, and you seem to have done that

Jemaine: La la la la la la la la la la la la la

Bret: We have a child

Jemaine: Pardon?

Bret: We have a child

Jemaine: Why didn't you tell me, Jenny? Why didn't you tell me that day when we went to the top of the hill and we made sweet, oh how we made such sweet, sweet sandwiches Does it have my eyes, my way with words? Does it look like me at all?

Bret: No, not at all 'cause we adopted him I can't believe you don't remember, it was a very difficult process!

Jemaine: Oh'uh, oh'are you sure that was me Jenny?

Bret: Yes I am pretty sure that it was you, John

Jemaine: I'm Brian

Bret: Oh my god! I'm so sorry!

Jemaine: Don't worry

Bret: Now that's terrible

Jemaine: Oh, don't worry

Bret: Oh, how embarrassing!

Jemaine: Don't worry Jenny, I'm actually quite relieved That kind of thing just happens all the time, I just got one of those faces I suppose

Bret: So does John, ha, he's got one of those faces as well'

Bret and Jemaine: *awkward laugher*